It's a fixer-upper.

It's a fixer-upper.
2019-05-01T00:24:25.000Z

It's like Spiderman and Bumblebee had a child. So vibrant, so gaudy.

It's like Spiderman and Bumblebee had a child. So vibrant, so gaudy.
2019-04-26T15:13:26.000Z

I got a little long winded with this. But shit, it's awesome!!!

I got a little long winded with this. But shit, it's awesome!!!
2019-04-22T22:19:27.000Z

Directions say to Uncover, Stir and Recover. What am I recovering from?

Directions say to Uncover, Stir and Recover. What am I recovering from?
2019-04-22T15:53:05.000Z

My nose is leaking like a New Orleans levee.

My nose is leaking like a New Orleans levee.
2019-04-19T20:03:04.000Z

And the skys fell.

And the skys fell.
2019-04-14T03:44:47.000Z

Other than having to go to work today was a good day. I was going to that everyone individually for the birthday wishes but Facebook didn't notify me about almost all of them, and there were quite a few wishes. What's up with that FB? But it's getting late now and I had to give thumbs up instead. This old man is tired and needs bedtime.

Other than having to go to work today was a good day. I was going to that everyone individually for the birthday wishes but Facebook didn't notify me about almost all of them, and there were quite a few wishes. What's up with that FB? But it's getting late now and I had to give thumbs up instead. This old man is tired and needs bedtime.
2019-04-09T01:30:09.000Z

Just FYI, I'm cancelling my Jazz Fest performance since this seems to be the new thing to do.

Just FYI, I'm cancelling my Jazz Fest performance since this seems to be the new thing to do.
2019-04-08T17:24:00.000Z

It's bad enough that I have to wake at 5 but I get to sleep late, 11, and then have dreams of people disturbing my sleep by doing weird things like cutting downspouts at 3. Then I wake up and find out it's 1:30. I am so tired and confused.

It's bad enough that I have to wake at 5 but I get to sleep late, 11, and then have dreams of people disturbing my sleep by doing weird things like cutting downspouts at 3. Then I wake up and find out it's 1:30. I am so tired and confused.
2019-04-08T06:48:35.000Z

SPOON!

SPOON!
2019-04-05T21:26:34.000Z

Is it Friday yet?

Is it Friday yet?
2019-04-05T01:33:40.000Z