I did enough NYE partying back in the day that I can retire from it and still have a hangover tomorrow.

I did enough NYE partying back in the day that I can retire from it and still have a hangover tomorrow.
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2019-01-01T03:01:16.000Z
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I found me one of dem dere dingle dangle dongles for some kind of technological device.

I found me one of dem dere dingle dangle dongles for some kind of technological device.
by Gilbert Jagot

2018-12-31T16:18:51.000Z
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Should I rewatch Black Mirror: Bandersnatch? YES NO

Should I rewatch Black Mirror: Bandersnatch? YES NO
by Gilbert Jagot

2018-12-30T01:02:00.000Z
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I dropped my phone again. It's ok, I think my navicular bone absorbed most of the impact.

I dropped my phone again. It's ok, I think my navicular bone absorbed most of the impact.
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2018-12-28T12:18:58.000Z
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Now, why would a 21-year-old microwave decide to break on Christmas Eve? Amazon to the rescue.

Now, why would a 21-year-old microwave decide to break on Christmas Eve? Amazon to the rescue.
by Gilbert Jagot

2018-12-26T01:31:51.000Z
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Liam says, "Bah, humbug."

Liam says, "Bah, humbug."
by Gilbert Jagot

2018-12-24T10:57:57.000Z
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Ah, that time Lisa Smit didn't want to wake up for some snow then 5 minutes later she was playing in it.

Ah, that time Lisa Smit didn't want to wake up for some snow then 5 minutes later she was playing in it.
by Gilbert Jagot

2018-12-11T12:32:29.000Z
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5 years later and he's almost to voting age.

5 years later and he's almost to voting age.
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2018-12-04T11:18:03.000Z
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And we're still waiting....

And we're still waiting....
by Gilbert Jagot

2018-12-01T15:13:42.000Z
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Please, don't forget to get dolphin free cranberries. Those fishes don't deserve to be canned.

Please, don't forget to get dolphin free cranberries. Those fishes don't deserve to be canned.
by Gilbert Jagot

2018-11-21T11:21:44.000Z
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HAHAHA I got my electric bill today. It's under $42 this time.

HAHAHA I got my electric bill today. It's under $42 this time.
by Gilbert Jagot

2018-11-21T01:47:22.000Z
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I need a vacation. By vacation I mean a year. By a year I mean the rest of my life.

I need a vacation. By vacation I mean a year. By a year I mean the rest of my life.
by Gilbert Jagot

2018-12-04T02:42:23.000Z
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